How To Drink To A Presidential Debate

Key West's "Smallest Bar" is 72-square-feet of cash-only drinks and customer abuse. "No, I'm not from here," says bartender Dean Humfleet, "I have all my teeth."

Smallest Bar is one part tiki hut, one part sauna and one part comedy roast. We asked manager Josh Dix
for a shortest dispatch from the Smallest Bar. Dix is a political misanthrope but, if pressed, reluctantly throws support behind Obama.

He gave us this dispatch.